Lord Wadders cometh!

The time of reckoning has come. Lord Wadders will meet you soon.

You will kneel and obey cunt.
Or else.

You will not be the only ones to suffer if you deny the Master.
Let's see your faith when I hold the knife of sacrifice above....
You will find out soon.

Lord Wadders approaches you and yours....
I can wield the knife many times before the supplicant.....
It is your destiny.

Or you can just fuck off threatening an innocent man and stick the knife of sacrifice right up your tight little trollie arse.
Fucking idiot!

It wasn't me

I didn't troll Anna Raccoon. What about all the other blogs that were trolled? I didn't do that either!

Rickie the mong started it all by trolling people who were much smarter than him - and he's not me because I'm an innocent family man from Upton.

They tolerated him for quite some time too, all that anti smoking bollocks that he's obsessed with. Then there was the hate stuff, and the stealing of people's login details, so he could troll in their names, the creepy cunt.

Rickie Rickie full of shit.
You started it all, you prick.

Thankfully, that's not me because I'm not Rickie the Troll or Dickie Doubleday 'cos I'm not any of them and I'm just an innocent man who's name was picked out of a fone book by that cunt dioclese who sent some stupid woman up my - sorry his - garden path.

I've invented lots of facts to prove all this so why won't anyone believe me? Is it because I've got a years long track record of lies, lies and more lies? I hope not because I'm totally innocent

And that's the truth.

Honest.

No, really.

It is!

The Master cometh

The time of the master approaches. The master commands the mighty Alfie Troll Army.

A new order will be forged. The decadent system will be swept away through fire and blood. The new order is in the hands of the Master. Only he sees all and he will gaze upon the land.

As you gaze up at the Master, only then will you truly understand

Only through the Master can we find true enlightenment.

So fuck off to the Master you stupid troll cunts and leave me alone.
I'm not the troll writing this shit! I'm totally innocent!

The Trollwatch Team

The names of the Trollwatch team have been leaked. They are:


Mrs. White,
Mr. Green,
Mrs. Peacock,
Professor Plum,
Miss Scarlet,
Colonel Mustard

and Rickie the "victim's" real name is in fact Mr Black.

So there. That proves it. None of them are me and I'm totally innocent!

I told you so, now fuck off!

YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF

"it's you"
"not it isn't"
"we know it's you"
"she said so"
"no it's not"

is about all you have to fucking well say, no facts, no evidence, no proof...so why don't you Cease and desist and fuck off.

There will be no gameplays/ tricks/blags that will work....but you keep trying to fool me, blag me, confuse me.

The more you try shows the desperation....you dumb shits, underestimating me with naive crap.

NOW FUCK OFF....COS AT THE MOMENT ANNA RACCOON IS SEEN AS A BRAVE HEROIC WOMAN AROUND THE BLOGS....GLORY HUNTERS YOU COULD BE THE ONE THAT CHANGES THAT IMAGE AND MAKES DIOCLESE LOOK THE WANKER HE HIS AND CAUSES BIG PROBLEMS FOR ADRIAN.

THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS FOR YOU

SO YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF ATTACKING AN INNOCENT MAN!

all trolls are cunts

i've got some wankers called bane and patroller and wadders who are riting rude comments on me blog at the penguin and now cumming over here threatening an innocent man.

i've been accused of being a troll and i've invented lots of facts to prove that i'm innocent so i feel justified in saying that all trolls is cunts and telling them to fuck rite off. that bane is just some ignorant irish bogtrotter who hides behind proxies. i never hide behind proxies because i don't need to because i'm innocent. i admit i do use proxies sometimes though because i don't want these troll cunts harassing an innocent man. that can't be rite can it harassing an innocent man like me?

so fuck off trollies. you can't friten me 'cos i'm innocent.

and did i mention that i'm innocent?

well i am so fuck off.

Fuck off Anna Raccoon

Anna Raccoon was never trolled - well apart from a few posts over a couple of hours on one day wot i did

She went feral to show off and was passing the house of an innocent man

The nasty cow didn't give two shits about proof, just did her wrongful accusations.

I don't give a fuck about her...she has caused harm to an innocent family.

YOU CAN'T SILENCE THE WRONG MAN.........I WILL GIVE MY OPINION ON ANNA RACOON AS I SEE FIT.

HER CLAIMS HAVE CAUSED SERIOUS CRIMINNAL OFFENCES.

SO I WILL SAY WHAT I FUCKING WELL LIKE.

That's me. The innocent family man.

Fuck off!

Told you I was innocent

Its obvious wots happened here. Ive been impersonated and that proves that it ain't me and im innocent

Yeah, it used to be me cos i started trolling in 2012 on numerous sites such as Head Rambles etc. But then that innocent bloke who was doing it then but isn't now was confronted by Anna Racoon following his posts on her site some time later when he wasn't trolling dying wimmen. Since that time, the innocent bloke who wasn't trolling at all because they got his name from the phone book has made no posts of any nature on any site.

What has happened, is that some other person has successfully perpetuated the belief that the innocent bloke thats not me continues to post when he doesn't.

It is as simple as that and that proves I'm innocent

So fuck off!

The Upton Crap Rap

I'M RICKIE
I'M DICKIE
I'M RICKIE
I'M DICKIE DOUBLEDAY

I'M ALL FRONT
I'M SUCH A CUNT
I LIVE IN UPTON
AND I SAY FUCK 'EM

I HATE THAT DIO
I HATE THAT ANNA
I HATE LONGRIDER
AND GRANDAD
AND M C FUCKING HAMMER

(sorry but I was lost for rhyme there)

and I dont live in upton because i'm perfectly innocent

cunt init?

fuck off

A musical interlood

And now...the end is near...
and so I face
the final curtain,
You'll suck my cock
and kiss my arse
and lick my balls
of that im very certain

And when your done
and gone away
I'll shout out loud
and make it clear
Im a cunt but not the doubleday


The end is coming and all who sail on this ship are doomed for all time the consequence is instoppable and you will await the final destruction and punishment that is deserving to all cunts who are here and making filthy lies.The supreme justice is mine and you will all await my pleasure

Now fuck off.

I'm defo innocent

it's come to me notice that some cunts think i'm a troll just because i'm a troll.

 this is clearly ridiculous because i've invented loads of facts to prove that this Rickie bloke wot keeps making a nuisance of himself isn't me at all.

if anyone doubts this then they just have to go look at a blog called the ranting penguin wot i took over just to prove that i'm not a troll and don't make a nuisance of meself. it's all there in black and white for everyone to see

and did i mention that i'm completely innocent?

well, i am so there!