The prodigal returns

I'm back and the boys and girls at Trollwatch have noticed that I've found a new blog to target with my mindless drivel which is a shame because I was hoping I'd got away by pretending not to be here in Upton and they wouldn't notice when I returned.

What has been said countless times is that Richard Doubleday is me but I'm not and I don't live in Upton. Oh no. Not me. Honest. That's some other bloke and I'm innocent. Which is why I'm back and not back at the same time because it's not really me even when it is.

What you won’t say is anything on how the team selected an innocent man living in a rural village in Norfolk, who is completely innocent of anything, to intimidate online. They have presented countless facts and evidence which I refuse to take seriously just because they're true!

The truth is the truth. Anna Raccoon came to my house and confronted me which proves that you haven’t the balls to contact Richard Doubleday. And of course, if I know this and I know that the letter never arrived then this must be because I am indeed Richard Doubleday. But this can't be right because I'm not and I'm totally innocent!

Its not about me…its about you fucking morons and what you have done to an innocent man

You can picture the scene, the bullies threatening to come around to my house to initimidate him, threaten to post nasties through the letterbox, and worse! Reveal personal and financial stuff online like I did with that bloke in Gibraltar over at The Ranting Penguin.

It happened to me - well, not really but it could have done if the online bullies knew who I was. Anyway that's another story because I'm totally innocent.

And I'm back.

COME FORTH SCARLET PIMPERNEL....

AND THE RABBLEMENT HOOTED, AND CLAPPED THEIR CHOPPED HANDS,AND UTTERED SUCH A DEAL OF THEIR STINKING BREATH THAT CAESAR SWOONED AND FELL DOWN. FOR MY PART I DARE NOT LAUGH IN CASE I INHALED THE STENCH OF THEIR BREATH.

THE ANSWER TO THE GREAT MYSTERY AND THE SOLUTION IS AN AMAZEMENT. THERE ARE ONLY A FEW WHO KNOW AND I AM ONE.

MY ABODE IS HERE, AND OVER THERE. SOME HAVE SOUGHT ME EVERYWHERE.

SOME HAVE FOUND ME IN MY UPTON PLACE. BUT I AM INNOCENT!

ET IBID

Lord Wadders cometh!

The time of reckoning has come. Lord Wadders will meet you soon.

You will kneel and obey cunt.
Or else.

You will not be the only ones to suffer if you deny the Master.
Let's see your faith when I hold the knife of sacrifice above....
You will find out soon.

Lord Wadders approaches you and yours....
I can wield the knife many times before the supplicant.....
It is your destiny.

Or you can just fuck off threatening an innocent man and stick the knife of sacrifice right up your tight little trollie arse.
Fucking idiot!

It wasn't me

I didn't troll Anna Raccoon. What about all the other blogs that were trolled? I didn't do that either!

Rickie the mong started it all by trolling people who were much smarter than him - and he's not me because I'm an innocent family man from Upton.

They tolerated him for quite some time too, all that anti smoking bollocks that he's obsessed with. Then there was the hate stuff, and the stealing of people's login details, so he could troll in their names, the creepy cunt.

Rickie Rickie full of shit.
You started it all, you prick.

Thankfully, that's not me because I'm not Rickie the Troll or Dickie Doubleday 'cos I'm not any of them and I'm just an innocent man who's name was picked out of a fone book by that cunt dioclese who sent some stupid woman up my - sorry his - garden path.

I've invented lots of facts to prove all this so why won't anyone believe me? Is it because I've got a years long track record of lies, lies and more lies? I hope not because I'm totally innocent

And that's the truth.

Honest.

No, really.

It is!

The Master cometh

The time of the master approaches. The master commands the mighty Alfie Troll Army.

A new order will be forged. The decadent system will be swept away through fire and blood. The new order is in the hands of the Master. Only he sees all and he will gaze upon the land.

As you gaze up at the Master, only then will you truly understand

Only through the Master can we find true enlightenment.

So fuck off to the Master you stupid troll cunts and leave me alone.
I'm not the troll writing this shit! I'm totally innocent!

The Trollwatch Team

The names of the Trollwatch team have been leaked. They are:


Mrs. White,
Mr. Green,
Mrs. Peacock,
Professor Plum,
Miss Scarlet,
Colonel Mustard

and Rickie the "victim's" real name is in fact Mr Black.

So there. That proves it. None of them are me and I'm totally innocent!

I told you so, now fuck off!

YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF

"it's you"
"not it isn't"
"we know it's you"
"she said so"
"no it's not"

is about all you have to fucking well say, no facts, no evidence, no proof...so why don't you Cease and desist and fuck off.

There will be no gameplays/ tricks/blags that will work....but you keep trying to fool me, blag me, confuse me.

The more you try shows the desperation....you dumb shits, underestimating me with naive crap.

NOW FUCK OFF....COS AT THE MOMENT ANNA RACCOON IS SEEN AS A BRAVE HEROIC WOMAN AROUND THE BLOGS....GLORY HUNTERS YOU COULD BE THE ONE THAT CHANGES THAT IMAGE AND MAKES DIOCLESE LOOK THE WANKER HE HIS AND CAUSES BIG PROBLEMS FOR ADRIAN.

THIS IS AS GOOD AS IT GETS FOR YOU

SO YOU CAN ALL FUCK OFF ATTACKING AN INNOCENT MAN!