I didn't troll Anna Raccoon. What about all the other blogs that were trolled? I didn't do that either!
Rickie the mong started it all by trolling people who were much smarter than him - and he's not me because I'm an innocent family man from Upton.
They tolerated him for quite some time too, all that anti smoking bollocks that he's obsessed with. Then there was the hate stuff, and the stealing of people's login details, so he could troll in their names, the creepy cunt.
Rickie Rickie full of shit.
You started it all, you prick.
Thankfully, that's not me because I'm not Rickie the Troll or Dickie Doubleday 'cos I'm not any of them and I'm just an innocent man who's name was picked out of a fone book by that cunt dioclese who sent some stupid woman up my - sorry his - garden path.
I've invented lots of facts to prove all this so why won't anyone believe me? Is it because I've got a years long track record of lies, lies and more lies? I hope not because I'm totally innocent
And that's the truth.
Honest.
No, really.
It is!
