Monday 19 February 2018

The prodigal returns

I'm back and the boys and girls at Trollwatch have noticed that I've found a new blog to target with my mindless drivel which is a shame because I was hoping I'd got away by pretending not to be here in Upton and they wouldn't notice when I returned.

What has been said countless times is that Richard Doubleday is me but I'm not and I don't live in Upton. Oh no. Not me. Honest. That's some other bloke and I'm innocent. Which is why I'm back and not back at the same time because it's not really me even when it is.

What you won’t say is anything on how the team selected an innocent man living in a rural village in Norfolk, who is completely innocent of anything, to intimidate online. They have presented countless facts and evidence which I refuse to take seriously just because they're true!

The truth is the truth. Anna Raccoon came to my house and confronted me which proves that you haven’t the balls to contact Richard Doubleday. And of course, if I know this and I know that the letter never arrived then this must be because I am indeed Richard Doubleday. But this can't be right because I'm not and I'm totally innocent!

Its not about me…its about you fucking morons and what you have done to an innocent man

You can picture the scene, the bullies threatening to come around to my house to initimidate him, threaten to post nasties through the letterbox, and worse! Reveal personal and financial stuff online like I did with that bloke in Gibraltar over at The Ranting Penguin.

It happened to me - well, not really but it could have done if the online bullies knew who I was. Anyway that's another story because I'm totally innocent.

And I'm back.

13 comments:

  1. Hilarious! The bloke is deranged.

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  2. Who is the lucky blog to receive the dickheads attention?

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  3. Disabled toilet.

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  4. Differently abled toilet.

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  5. No dioclese here. Dioclese innocent like me!

    No like you. You got police warning.

    Suffolk and Norfolk Constabulary6 February 2018 at 13:02
    +++ OFFICIAL WARNING +++
    Your threats against the blogger called Dioclese have been reported to the police. Threats of this nature constitute an offence. You should cease and desist from any further communications of this nature.

    Your IP address is known and has been traced through your service provider. A report has forwarded to the police in your jurisdiction.

    Ignoring this warning will result in the issue of a warrant for your arrest and potential prosecution.


    Not innocent. Fuck off.

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  6. The Master.....

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    1. And without sperm...

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    2. I am the master and i love my sperm smoothies..

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    3. Disabled toilet.

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  7. Patroller is a nonce.

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  8. This is the word of the Master.

    Let's those who defy me, reap blood and fire for all eternity.

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  9. Disabled toilet.

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Stuff your comments. Fuck off