Wednesday 16 August 2017

The Upton Crap Rap

I'M RICKIE
I'M DICKIE
I'M RICKIE
I'M DICKIE DOUBLEDAY

I'M ALL FRONT
I'M SUCH A CUNT
I LIVE IN UPTON
AND I SAY FUCK 'EM

I HATE THAT DIO
I HATE THAT ANNA
I HATE LONGRIDER
AND GRANDAD
AND M C FUCKING HAMMER

(sorry but I was lost for rhyme there)

and I dont live in upton because i'm perfectly innocent

cunt init?

fuck off
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7 comments:

  1. Serendipdy16 August 2017 at 10:54

    Hmmm. What tune did you have in mind Richard? little Bo Peep would be nice perhaps.

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  2. Rolf Harris17 August 2017 at 17:37

    Rolf Harris sends his regards.

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    1. Richard17 August 2017 at 17:39

      Fanks Rolf...long time no see...

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    2. Rolf17 August 2017 at 17:43

      Can't wait to see you again Richard. Kanga has some new tricks...!!!

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    3. Richard17 August 2017 at 17:45

      OOO! can i ride kanga again ?? can i can I ?

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    4. Rolf17 August 2017 at 17:47

      Only if you tell me your second name.

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    5. Richard17 August 2017 at 17:49

      Its "DOUBLEDAY its DOUBLEDAY"....now can I fuck Kanga ?

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Stuff your comments. Fuck off

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